Just about all of these have been going on at Tynecastle over the last two weeks!
After getting rid of manger George Burley, Lithuanian saviour/dictator/banker/despot (all dependant on your point of view and which coast of Scotland you reside on) Vladimir Romanov also ejected the Hearts CEO Phil Anderton (supposedly for spending too much money on fireworks and not enough time on earning income) and Chairman George Foulkes (who I am not as fond of as many Hearts Fans seem to be).
Either way, after all that, the boys went out and beat Dundee United 3-0 to maintain a 100% home record with only one goal conceded (an that from a penalty!).
For those of you questioning the title, tonight is Guy Fawkes night (ring a bell Harry Potter fans?) when folks in the UK have bonfires and fireworks. Growing up, my father always referred to Mr. Fawkes as the only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions!
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…